Scottish Insults Calendar 2026- Hiya Pal

Hiya Pal Scottish Insults Calendar for 2026, design by our pal Niki based in Helensburgh! 

A calendar featuring some of my favourite Scottish insults and tartans! 

It’s just a wee calendar (DL sized) but big enough to pop yer pals birthdays in, and bright enough to catch your eye in any room.

A wee warning, this is NO for yer mammy or yer granny, it's got rude words in it, I take no responsibility for you getting a skelped arse.

Full list of banter featured:

MANKY, ROASTER, JOBBY, SHITEBAG, NUGGET, FANNY, WEE WIDO, MIDDEN, ROCKET, BOGGIN, RADGE, YER MAW.